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Thomas Paine

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
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Sunday, November 21, 2010

21 November - Security Theatre

Lake Mead National Recreation AreaImage by Ken Lund via Flickr Worm Was Perfect for Sabotaging Centrifuges

Experts dissecting the computer worm suspected of being aimed at Iran’s nuclear program have determined that it was precisely calibrated in a way that could send nuclear centrifuges wildly out of control. 

“We don’t see direct confirmation” that the attack was meant to slow Iran’s nuclear work, David Albright**, president of the Institute for Science and International Security, a private group in Washington that tracks nuclear proliferation, said in an interview Thursday. “But it sure is a plausible interpretation of the available facts.” 

 Profile: David Albright

 Ritter v. Albright

Administration Tries to Silence Experts 

One of the most vocal opponent of the administration's prewar Iraq intelligence was David Albright, a former United Nations weapons inspector and the president and founder of the Institute for Science and International Security (ISIS), a Washington, D.C. based group that gathers information for the public and the White House on nuclear weapons programs.

In a March 10, 2003 report posted on the ISIS website, Albright accused the CIA of twisting the intelligence related to the aluminum tubes.

"The CIA has concluded that these tubes were specifically manufactured for use in gas centrifuges to enrich uranium," Albright said. "Many in the expert community both inside and outside government, however, do not agree with this conclusion. The vast majority of gas centrifuge experts in this country and abroad who are knowledgeable about this case reject the CIA's case and do not believe that the tubes are specifically designed for gas centrifuges. In addition, International Atomic Energy Agency inspectors have consistently expressed skepticism that the tubes are for centrifuges."

Why Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame filed 

The National Security Council and CIA officials said Cheney had visited CIA headquarters and asked several CIA officials to dig up dirt on Albright, and to put together a dossier that would discredit his work that could be distributed to the media. 

 Peddling Peril

Al Qaeda's Bomb

The image of Osama bin Laden discussing nuclear weapons around a campfire with two former senior Pakistani nuclear engineers is the stuff of movies. Yet it actually happened in August 2001, when A.Q. Khan's deal with Libya was in full swing. Access to these Pakistani engineers was a major shortcut to possessing nuclear weapons. No one could dismiss the likelihood of nuclear terrorism again.

Sorry, Judy... Everybody Didn't Get it Wrong on WMD

Cheney Spearheaded Effort to Discredit Wilson

Search in Iraq Fails to Find Nuclear Threat

 ( So. Mixed review. Establishes credentials against Cheney's 'yellowcake' bullshit and righteous against antiIraqi scaremongering with WMD {which was the source of 'outing' Plame and killing Brewster-Jennings intelligence network for her CIA Middle East nuclear threat desk } and flogs the 'al Qaeda' rot, S.O.P. )

Search Returns | al Qaeda Mossad

New Nuke Narratives Needed

 President Obama has proposed including India in the Nuclear Suppliers’ Group (NSG) and related groups that oversee and define trade in dual-use technology – that is, technology that can be used both for civilian nuclear power and for nuclear weapons.

So we have the usual reaction from the usual suspects. The problem is that this reaction comes directly from the 1990s or earlier.

The world is different than it was then. If we’re going to get serious about eliminating nuclear weapons, we have to look at the world we’ve got, not the world we’d like to have.

Four nations decided to be exceptions to the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty (NPT): India, Israel, North Korea, and Pakistan. North Korea withdrew from the treaty; the other three never joined. All have nuclear weapons. Every other nation on Earth has signed on, although it was the 1990s before that happened. The only way those four nations could sign on to the treaty would be to give up their nuclear weapons. None has expressed a desire to do that.
More Cleaning Up Republican Arms Control Messes

The Air Force’s Tug-of-War


 South Park The Movie - Blame Canada 

Pot growers portrayed as terror threat

 Federal, state and local officials carrying out a counter-terrorism drill in Northern California Wednesday played out a scenario in which local marijuana growers set off bombs and took over the Shasta Dam, the nation’s second largest, to free an imprisoned comrade.

Lake Mead National Recreation AreaImage by Ken Lund via FlickrAccording to an account in the Redding (Calif.) Record Searchlight, the 12-hour drill was part of the U.S. Bureau of Reclamation's Critical Infrastructure Crisis Response Exercise Program, begun in 2003.
“More than 250 people from more than 20 agencies took part,” said Sheri Harral, a spokeswoman for the Bureau of Reclamation, according to the paper.
Harral said the drill took 18 months to plan and cost the bureau alone $500,000. The other agencies covered their own costs.
The paper made only passing reference to the scenario's designation of pot growers as terrorist villians.
( Deficit ? Austerity ? Intelligent allocation of resources ? 'Change you can believe in ?' 
Not 'Gog and Magog' *  perhaps, but Agog. 
* Cryptic GWB quote )

Using Google Bookmarks and the Google Toolbar 

Homeschooling Questions Answered

Why do we have a TSA?

 What has brought us to the point where we let the government do the kind of stuff to us that we wouldn’t let anyone else do?
Nate Silver on the hidden cost of these new airport security measures.
According to the Cornell study, roughly 130 inconvenienced travelers died every three months as a result of additional traffic fatalities brought on by substituting ground transit for air transit. That's the equivalent of four fully-loaded Boeing 737s crashing each year.

 Common sense from the Netherlands:

The security boss of Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport is calling for an end to endless investment in new technology to improve airline security. Marijn Ornstein said: "If you look at all the recent terrorist incidents, the bombs were detected because of human intelligence not because of screening ... If even a fraction of what is spent on screening was invested in the intelligence services we would take a real step toward making air travel safer and more pleasant."
Air traffic control towers at Schiphol Airport...Image via Wikipedia And here's Rafi Sela, former chief security officer of the Israel Airport Authority:
A leading Israeli airport security expert says the Canadian government has wasted millions of dollars to install "useless" imaging machines at airports across the country. "I don't know why everybody is running to buy these expensive and useless machines. I can overcome the body scanners with enough explosives to bring down a Boeing 747," Rafi Sela told parliamentarians probing the state of aviation safety in Canada.
"That's why we haven't put them in our airport," Sela said, referring to Tel Aviv's Ben Gurion International Airport, which has some of the toughest security in the world.

Internet Quarantines 

( Looks like the cure is worse than the disease. My first reaction is that should make it a sure thing. )

Thank the Courts

“America has reached a fork in the road, and the time has come to make a decisive choice,” Daniel J. Popeo, chairman of the Washington Legal Foundation, wrote this week in his monthly column in The Washington Examiner. The choice he posited was between continuing to endure judicial intervention in the conduct of the war on terrorism and “returning control over national and homeland security decisions to the executive and legislative branches.”

That the courts — and the lawyers who bring cases to them — are a threat to the country is a trope that has penetrated deep into public consciousness. The typical accompanying warning against “Miranda rights for terrorists” resonates with the doom-saying of an earlier generation of conservatives to the effect that courts make it impossible to keep the streets safe from common criminals. 

Imagine how the world would look — or, more precisely, how the United States would look to the world — if the Supreme Court back in the dark winter of 2003-2004 had refused a hearing to the detainees at Guantánamo Bay.

The Bush administration tried to argue that no legal process was due the detainees, and in fact that the federal courts lacked jurisdiction even to hear any case arising from the Guantánamo detentions. But the justices nonetheless accepted the case, Rasul v. Bush; heard it days before the news broke about the atrocities at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq; and ruled in June 2004 that the federal courts did indeed have jurisdiction through habeas corpus to hear the detainees’ claims that they were being wrongly confined without formal charges or the prospect of a hearing. (Given the politically polarized nature of today’s debate, it is perhaps worth pointing out that four members of the 6-to-3 majority had been appointed by Republican presidents.) 

Looking back to the 2004 decision and those that followed, including the 2008 Boumediene decision in which the Supreme Court rejected a Congressional effort to strip the courts of jurisdiction, it seems abundantly clear that the court did the country a huge favor. In making the rule of law part of the conversation, it saved the other two branches from their own worst instincts and, in doing so, redeemed at least a bit of the national honor that had been so recklessly squandered. 

( Comments are not being accepted for the post. That's O.K. Andy Worthington has been taking care of that lack for some time. ) 

Send a Letter to Your MP Demanding the Release from Guantánamo of Shaker Aamer

Morris Davis, Former Guantánamo Chief Prosecutor, Nails Critics of the Federal Court Trial of Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani

On Guantánamo, Obama Hits Rock Bottom

On Housing Benefit Cuts, British Public Reveals Shocking Lack of Empathy and Compassion

 Carter: Fox commentators have ‘deliberately distorted’ news 

“The talk shows with Glenn Beck and others on Fox News, I think, have deliberately distorted the news. And it’s become highly competitive,” Carter said. “And my Republican friends say that MSNBC might be just as biased on the other side in supporting the Democratic Party, the liberal element.”

Judge's ruling on Islamic groups as 'unindicted co-conspirators' made public

I'd note that the New York Times reported back in August 2007 on the groups' legal motions complaining that they'd been smeared by the federal government. The paper has yet to return to the subject.

FBI moves to seize CAIR records from author

( Let us not forget in the middle of this that, for the supplier of an endless stream of arms to Israel to complain that Hamas is the terrorist group instead of bulldozing and land-thieving Israel, is recognition enough that any time people do not have a military buildup of uniformed forces to defend themselves from predation by nuclear-armed nations...they magically become 'terrorists' : a quaint colloquialism for 'easy prey.' )

 Clinton Defends Trying Terrorism Suspects in Civilian Courts

( She can 'defend' it until Hell freezes over. Nobody kidnapped, fired in solitary, waterboarded, tortured in other creative ways and kept indefinitely without even the formality of decent record-keeping should be convicted of anything - unless the civilian courts are the farce that the kangaroo court military 'hearings' were. You know, the ones so disgusting the prosecutorial staff turned pro bono defense counsel after quitting the military.

For all that, I admit I don't disagree with civilian trials for people who are not military. 

I'd just like anyone to give some semblance of an argument that the idea "Innocent Until Proven Guilty" is applied here. 

Huh. Thought not. Rather rots the supposed basis of the legal system, doesn't it ? )

FCC may regulate Internet lines days before Christmas

( That would be quite the Christmas present, wouldn't it ? It would silence those idiots calling for Free Speech. Land of the Free : Cellblock #X  ) 

Top political scientist: U.S. voters are 'pretty damn stupid'
Lueders says he asked Franklin why "the public seemed to vote against its own interests and stated desires, for instance by electing candidates who'll drive up the deficit with fiscally reckless giveaways to the rich."

Read more at the Washington Examiner: http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/2010/11/top-political-scientist-us-voters-are-pretty-damn-stupid#ixzz15yMlib8x
( No mention of electoral fraud. BradBlog will fix you up with an appreciation of rigged elections. )
The evidence will come rolling in soon. The only question is will it come in before or after Kobach and his anti-democracy GOP cronies enact disenfranchising Photo ID restrictions at the polling place, as promised, despite the fact that such laws have been shown time and again to keep millions of legal minority, elderly, and student (read: Democratic-leaning) voters from being able to cast their ballots. Here's TPM's short video interview with Kobach in which --- just in case you hadn't any doubt about the bankruptcy of his claims --- he also alludes to the long-discredited Rightwing scam-artist/"voter fraud" fraudster John Fund, whose book on "voter fraud" has, itself, been debunked as a fraud over and again...

 My Florida Recount Memory

I had been covering the court for more than 20 years, and I thought I understood what made it tick. Suddenly, nothing was working the way it was supposed to. 

I assured my editors that the court’s conservative majority believed too deeply in federalism ever to entertain a challenge to how Florida was counting the votes. I was not quite so categorical in my published articles, but it would have been clear to discerning readers that the Bush team’s evolving case — and including, for sure, its equal protection argument — was headed nowhere.

 .....

I was then stunned when questions from the bench to my co-counsel David Boies, who argued the second and ultimate case, hinted that the court might make permanent its earlier decision to stop the recount temporarily.

But not even those hints prepared me for the 5-4 late-night decision in which the court announced that equal protection demanded a more uniform approach to counting the ballots — only to add that, having itself run out the clock, it sadly had no choice but to end all the counting that very night (Catch-22!). Left in the dust were the far more compelling equal protection rights of those whose ballots would never be counted at all, many of whom lived in heavily minority counties. It was galling to see the same equal protection clause that had integrated schools and legalized interracial marriage being deployed to disenfranchise predominantly minority groups.
LAURENCE H. TRIBE, constitutional law professor and senior counselor for access to justice in the Department of Justice.

Mayor of London Warns Bush -- You Might Never See Texas Again

Found  by Boardreader

George W. Bush can’t fight for freedom and authorise torture

If the West’s aim is to spread the rule of law, it cannot be achieved by vile means, argues Boris Johnson.

 One moment he might be holding forth to a great perspiring tent at Hay-on-Wye. The next moment, click, some embarrassed member of the Welsh constabulary could walk on stage, place some handcuffs on the former leader of the Free World, and take him away to be charged. Of course, we are told this scenario is unlikely. Dubya is the former leader of a friendly power, with whom this country is determined to have good relations. But that is what torture-authorising Augusto Pinochet thought. And unlike Pinochet, Mr Bush is making no bones about what he has done.

Unless the 43rd president of the United States has been grievously misrepresented, he has admitted to authorising and sponsoring the use of torture. Asked whether he approved of “waterboarding” in three specific cases, he told his interviewer that “damn right” he did, and that this practice had saved lives in America and Britain. It is hard to overstate the enormity of this admission.
It does not produce much valuable information — and therefore it does not save lives. Of course we are all tempted, from time to time, by the utilitarian argument. We might become reluctant supporters of “extreme interrogation techniques” if we could really persuade ourselves that half an hour of waterboarding could really save a hundred lives — or indeed a single life. In reality, no such calculus is possible. When people are tortured, they will generally say anything to bring the agony to an end — which is why any such evidence is inadmissible in court.

NONE DARE CALL IT SABOTAGE.... 

Consider a thought experiment. Imagine you actively disliked the United States, and wanted to deliberately undermine its economy. What kind of positions would you take to do the most damage?

You might start with rejecting the advice of economists and oppose any kind of stimulus investments. You'd also want to cut spending and take money out of the economy, while blocking funds to states and municipalities, forcing them to lay off more workers. You'd no doubt want to cut off stimulative unemployment benefits, and identify the single most effective jobs program of the last two years (the TANF Emergency Fund) so you could kill it.
You might then take steps to stop the Federal Reserve from trying to lower the unemployment rate. You'd also no doubt want to create massive economic uncertainty by vowing to gut the national health care system, promising to re-write the rules overseeing the financial industry, vowing re-write business regulations in general, considering a government shutdown, and even weighing the possibly of sending the United States into default.
You might want to cover your tracks a bit, and say you have an economic plan that would help -- a tax policy that's already been tried -- but you'd do so knowing that such a plan has already proven not to work.
Does any of this sound familiar?

( If you haven't read Political Animal before, it might not be immediately apparent that the role of the piece is to provoke discussion and contention - which it does. Interesting thread, and even if intelligent commentary relating to the real world is, as usual, somewhat MIA -  it doesn't seem quite as unreal as some.  

What do I mean ? Um.  As if, for instance, the ideas about Iran or al Qaeda resemble reality in the least.  )

 U.S. deploying heavily armored battle tanks for first time in Afghan war

M1 Abrams tanks, which will be fielded by the Marines in the country's southwest, will allow ground forces to target insurgents from a greater distance - and with more of a lethal punch - than is possible from any other U.S. military vehicle. The 68-ton tanks are propelled by a jet engine and equipped with a 120mm main gun that can destroy a house more than a mile away. 

( So heavy armour is necessary against the Taliban - who have none. At least the most likely target is identified.

Is it just me, or is that a sign that the unequal 'battle' could never be waged without the need to destroy the U.S. military's  expensive toys ?  Sand, mountains,skilled native resistance - a recipe for constant casualties in guerilla warfare without letup.  And the 'enemy' gets its funding from the US. taxpayer too !  Add that to outrageous costs per man to have them there in the first place.  

Money...means nothing.  Do you need to look further to see that ?  Was it Mack Reynolds who wrote about a country bankrupting itself by the costs of its military successes ?  )

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Saturday, June 26, 2010

26 June - Quick Picks

neThe Coat of arms of UgandaImage via Wikipedia

Bigotry Abroad
http://commentsfromleftfield.com/2010/06/bigotry-abroad
"I saw this video on a friend’s facebook page, and was horrified.  It is an exert from a documentary on the movement to make homosexuality a capital offense in Uganda.  The stupidity of this bigotry could almost be funny, if the outcome of this campaign did not threaten the lives of so many. "

ASCAP Assails Free-Culture, Digital-Rights Groups
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/06/ascap-assails-free-culture-digital-rights-groups
begun a fund-raising campaign to stifle groups that support free culture and digital rights

10 surprisingly easy sources of alternative energy - Slideshow
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/energy/photos/10-surprisingly-easy-sources-of-alternative-energy/unconventional-energy#image

Costner cleanup device gets high marks from BP

The device can purportedly take in thousands of gallons of oil-tainted water and remove up to 99% of the oil from it. On Thursday, BP posted to its YouTube page a video of the news conference featuring Costner and BP Chief Operating Officer Doug Suttles announcing the news. 

 

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

6 Aug - BlogRoaming



On this day...

by BooMan
Thu Aug 6th, 2009 at 12:38:22 PM EST
Today is not only the birthday of Lucille Ball, Alfred Tennyson, and Andy Warhol, it's the anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima. What else has happened on this day?

In 1787, the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia met for its first day. In 1806, the Holy Roman Empire formally went out of existence. In 1890, William Kemmler became the first person to be executed in an electric chair. In 1914, World War One began. In 1962, Jamaica won its independence from the United Kingdom. In 1965, Lyndon B. Johnson signed the Voting Rights Act. And, in 1984, Prince release Purple Rain. Which one of those events strikes you as the most important?

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APA Says There is No Gay Cure

by BooMan
Thu Aug 6th, 2009 at 11:57:12 AM EST
The American Psychological Association says that if you are gay and your religious beliefs condemn gay behavior, therapy isn't going to help you. They say you should try celibacy or simply change churches. Of course, changing churches is a nice way of saying 'change your stupid religious beliefs,' but there are diplomatic ways to say almost anything.

Attempting to cure yourself of same-sex attraction can actually be dangerous.

No solid evidence exists that such change is likely, says the resolution, adopted by a 125-to-4 vote. The association said some research suggested that efforts to produce change could be harmful, inducing depression and suicidal tendencies.

I think physical relocation is also a good way to lesson the burden of same-sex impulses. There are many areas of the country where homosexuality is not frowned upon and doesn't present too many difficulties. If you are depressed or thinking suicidal thoughts, it may be because the people in your life don't accept you for who you are. Getting away from them may be the best therapy.

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The Next Wingnut Panic Attack


by Steven D
Thu Aug 6th, 2009 at 10:32:43 AM EST
Birtherism has turned into a joke. Health care reform will send old people to death camps is getting stale. So what's a right wing fanatic to do? I suspect -- no make that I strongly suspect -- that this will be next big brouhaha to arise from the Real Americans about how much Obama and the Democrats hate America: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's remarks in Kenya (you can see their little pinwheel hats spinning already at the mention of that country) that it is regrettable the US is not a member of the International Criminal Court -- you know, the one that prosecutes people for war crimes:

NAIROBI, Kenya, August 6 -- Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said Thursday it was "a great regret" that the United States was not a member of the International Criminal Court, an institution that has long been treated warily by the Pentagon. [...

Clinton said it was "a great regret but it is a fact" that the U.S. government was not a member of the court. "But we have supported the court and continue to do so."

She added: "I think we could have worked out some of the challenges that are raised concerning our membership by our own government, but that has not yet come to pass." [...]

In December 2000, Clinton's husband, then-President Bill Clinton, signed the treaty setting up the International Criminal Court, despite what he called "concerns about significant flaws." But he did not submit it to Congress for ratification. Months later, the Bush administration in effect withdrew that signature. The Obama administration has not made any move to join the court.

The Pentagon has long worried that the international war crimes court could unfairly target American military personnel stationed around the globe. Some legal experts, however, say the U.S. government had won important concessions to ensure protection of American servicemen and servicewomen.

Here's how the AP headlines the story, by the way:

Clinton suggests US could join war crimes court

A headline bound to stir up the right wing juices, doncha think? Of course, she said no such thing. She was simply giving a diplomatic response to the anger many in the international community feel that the US refused to join the Court, and then launched an illegal, aggressive war (i.e., committed a war crime) against Iraq which has resulted in the death and displacement of millions of people. Personally, I doubt this will happen on Obama's watch or any other President's either, but it would be nice if Dick Cheney and Dubya were wetting their collective pants about now considering the possibility of standing in the dock at The Hague on charges of war crimes and crimes against humanity, wouldn't it?

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( And of course Congress had other ideas in 2002 : American Servicemen Protection Act. So I chimed in with some results from a search of Opit's LinkFest! on Opera. )

Does The Bush CIA Team Fear Prosecution For Torture??

The New Yorker’s Jane Mayer discusses the fallout from the Red Cross’ shocking report on CIA torture and its serious legal implications.

Does Utah Savage have the last word ?

Analysis: How vital was spying during the Cold War?By IAN ALLEN | intelNews.org |
The BBC’s security correspondent, Gordon Corera, asks a very basic yet very intriguing question about the history of the Cold War: did espionage actually make a difference in ts outcome? This question stems out of BBC Radio 4’s three-part documentary series examining the 100-year history and operations of MI6, Britain’s foremost external intelligence agency.

Criminals join the e-waste cycle

An EU directive on recycling was meant to clear up the problem of electronic waste – but it is being flagrantly abused in the United Kingdom. Pete Warren reports.

In a raid at the start of June, police and officials from the United Kingdom’s Environment Agency (EA) targeted two east London locations -- a farm at Upminster and an industrial site at Rainham -- and forced open around 500 containers full of old computers, monitors, refrigerators and assorted electrical waste destined for illegal export to Africa, where it would be stripped down for raw materials.

“Our investigations have found that the majority of this equipment is beyond repair and is being stripped down under appalling conditions in Africa,” said the Environment Agency’s national enforcement service project manager, Chris Smith. “But the law is clear -- electrical waste must be recycled in the UK, not sent to developing countries in Africa where unsafe dismantling puts human health and the environment at risk.

Morning Joe #FAIL

On Thursday, August 6, I listened to Joe Scarborough and Pat Buchanan wax eloquent about the authenticity of the grassroots protest against health care reform at town hall meetings, which are actually astro-turfing efforts organized by GOP talent and funded by corporations.

Of course, Joe and Pat found them entirely authentic and failed to mention the invlovment of lobbying money and GOP party operatives. What I heard from Joe's mouth, a self-proclaimed bipartisan and self-proclaimed man of reason, was the rhetoric of an ideologue and a propagandist.

Report: White House Deal Shields Big Pharma from Competition. Why? By: Scarecrow Wednesday August 5, 2009 8:43 pm
( Yes. Well. Ka-ching!! See Wikipedia for Kleptocracy : that might be entertaining. )

Beads I view by Pat
( Pat runs a bead outlet )

Brain exercise!!

This is a quiz for people who know everything !!! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. No cheating! If you get the answer wrong, you'll probably remember it even longer. Use the information at a party to impress you friends with your knowledge. That could be another post.

Truisms?

Welcome! Ole! Guten Tag!
Here's my thought...

I come across something every now and again that makes so much sense that I think... well yeah! It couldn't be truer! That's why I'm calling the following "Truisms".


1.A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12.. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16.. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20.. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

CRYPTOME


Project Lennox - the codename for the new US Embassy in London - a 25-storey 97m high tower close to the MI6 HQ on the south bank of the Thames.